My 9 Levels of Heck

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, DMV Employees
Circle I Limbo

General asshats, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Gray Davis, Democrats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

PETA Members, Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden, California Left-Wing Neo-Socialists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell